There was a FROG in my TOILET

You can call me crazy, but I know what I saw. It was a small, but very real, FROG. I'm so having nightmares tonight. Please, someone tell me why I thought it was a good idea to move to this reptile and insect infested place. Yes, I know frogs aren't reptiles. That is not the point.

There is a part of me, and it's not a small part, that wants to pack our stuff and head to Wisconsin.